Hi my name is Fred the sheep farmer. I'm just setting up for some kid who wants a sheep party so I've had to wake at the crack of dawn. This party was one of the loudest I'd ever been at just then I saw sheep floating up into the air some kid pumping up my poor defenceless sheep who never did no one any harm. I rushed over to the kid who was just letting the last one go. I ran into the house grabbed a BB gun which I loaded full of pellets and shot the sheep in the back so they burped the helium back out and fell back to the ground. 
This is my lost flock story hope you like this story. :p
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